Random Monday

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ByDeb

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Hi!

**shuffles feet, looks at floor awkwardly**

How’s everyone doing? I miss you guys!

Things are good here. I hate to pull the “busy” card, but you know. I have been trying to stop sucking at school and it turns out that’s very time consuming. Also to that end, I have been ingratiating myself into a Real Life Homeschool Group. Last week we attended two homeschool events in one day! TWO! Who am I? I left the house EVERY DAY last week. IN REAL PANTS.

You know me, people. Real pants are bad enough. But leaving the house? It’s a whole new paradigm around here.

I find watching my kids socialize to be excruciating, mostly, but that’s because of that whole thing where I don’t like other people or their children. But I’m on medication for that. HAR!

Speaking of which, I saw this on Facebook yesterday and laughed out loud and wondered if anyone would even notice if I made a whole gallery wall of Snark.

People-are-the-WORST

My birthday is on Friday. Jim bought me a really nice present. I am v. excited about it. When we are eating rice & dirt for the next three weeks, we can gaze at it. Well, actually, I suppose we can gaze at the spot where it will hang because it will be a month before it gets here. But we’ll envision it and appreciate it preemptively.

Jim almost caused a problem when he was persuading me to buy it and said, “I want to get you something nice and I didn’t get you a good present on your 45th birthday.”

That’s because I HAVE NOT TURNED 45, JIM, NOR WILL I FOR A VERY LONG TIME, JIM.

GET IT TOGETHER, JIM.

**honestly**

ANYway! I love you and miss you all, and I will try to be better. I have more stories to tell, but dadgum long division awaits.

Happy Monday, y’all!

 

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5 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Donna Young Says:

    That’s a gorgeous painting and I took the time to go look at it and appreciate the work.

    Happy 46th Birthday!

  2. Jaxty Says:

    I’ve missed hearing from you! You need to post more photos of that house that you bought. Have you NOT done anything to it since the floors? Are there no finished rooms to share?

    Happy Birthday. Enjoy the art.

  3. Happy Elf Mom (Christine) Says:

    WELCOME BACK!

  4. Talhadef Says:

    Beautiful painting! It’s absolutely perfect. Happy 39th Birthday, dear friend. Love you to pieces.

  5. Michelle Says:

    I don’t like people either, but I really like the ones that hang a blue buffalo on their wall.