Random Monday

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ByDeb

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Hi!

**shuffles feet, looks at floor awkwardly**

How’s everyone doing? I miss you guys!

Things are good here. I hate to pull the “busy” card, but you know. I have been trying to stop sucking at school and it turns out that’s very time consuming. Also to that end, I have been ingratiating myself into a Real Life Homeschool Group. Last week we attended two homeschool events in one day! TWO! Who am I? I left the house EVERY DAY last week. IN REAL PANTS.

You know me, people. Real pants are bad enough. But leaving the house? It’s a whole new paradigm around here.

I find watching my kids socialize to be excruciating, mostly, but that’s because of that whole thing where I don’t like other people or their children. But I’m on medication for that. HAR!

Speaking of which, I saw this on Facebook yesterday and laughed out loud and wondered if anyone would even notice if I made a whole gallery wall of Snark.

People-are-the-WORST

My birthday is on Friday. Jim bought me a really nice present. I am v. excited about it. When we are eating rice & dirt for the next three weeks, we can gaze at it. Well, actually, I suppose we can gaze at the spot where it will hang because it will be a month before it gets here. But we’ll envision it and appreciate it preemptively.

Jim almost caused a problem when he was persuading me to buy it and said, “I want to get you something nice and I didn’t get you a good present on your 45th birthday.”

That’s because I HAVE NOT TURNED 45, JIM, NOR WILL I FOR A VERY LONG TIME, JIM.

GET IT TOGETHER, JIM.

**honestly**

ANYway! I love you and miss you all, and I will try to be better. I have more stories to tell, but dadgum long division awaits.

Happy Monday, y’all!

 

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