When the cat’s away, the mouse paints everything

In CategoryAdventures in Decorating, Navel Gazing
ByDeb

Jim was gone AGAIN all last week, making the 4th week out of the last 8 he hasn’t been here. This is very trying. I would complain about this more, but a lot of my friends have endured year-long deployments and I am a sissy in comparison. How you guys did it, I don’t know. It’s only been a few weeks and I already feel myself becoming sullen and resentful – “what’s it to YOU, you don’t even LIVE here!” and so on. I am such an awesome wife.

While he was away on the most recent trip (apparently a horrible one which afforded me the chance to crow about making the best pot roast ever while poor Jim endured awful group take out from the cheapest place the company could find (see also: Awesome Wife)), some things happened.

First, in the week he was home, he managed to catch a cold and infect us all. Naturally, the minute I realized Little was sick was the very instant stories of this new virus hospitalizing hundreds of kids started making the news the very week we were scheduled to start a class at the local museum where there would be a whole bunch of germ-riddled kids.

Second, I managed to lock the three of us out of the house. Why do these things always happen to me? At least this time I had clothes on. In any event, it wasn’t too bad, since we had access to the garage – where there are like, 47 keys on a hook which open exactly zero of the doors in this house – and Big was only too excited to go find his pocketknife so we could pry off a screen and shove him through the window. They couldn’t wait to rat me out to their dad that night when he called.

Third, since he wasn’t here to stop me, I did this –

Fireplace-0
before

Fireplace-1
during

Fireplace-2
after

I realize these pictures are pretty bad. I will apparently never be a Lifestyle Blogger who is featured in Domino Magazine. How does she get the top of the picture straight but the bottom stays crooked? I don’t knoooowwwww.

I am going to paint the inside with some black high-heat paint and also probably do something to those hideous tiles. And maybe get something for the big, stupid, inoperable black hole of a firebox. Dried hydrangeas? Pottery Barn says Yes.

I’d show you the whole room, but it’s basically covered in blankets and stuffed animals and used tissues. Fancy!

** The wall color is Sherwin Williams Quietude, which is a fantastic blue-green that manages to look different on every wall in every room. You can see way better examples of it on Pinterest.

6 Responses to “When the cat’s away, the mouse paints everything”

  1. Renee Says:

    Oh Looks alot better ­čÖé

  2. Donna Young Says:

    Looks very nice, Deb.

  3. Tressa Says:

    Ok. I will admit when I am wrong. I like it! Nice!
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  4. Karen @ Living Unabridged Says:

    Love it – looks so fresh and bright!
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  5. Deb (the other one) Says:

    Love the color and really love the painting!

  6. Erin-The Usual Mayhem Says:

    Looks excellent, Deb. I plan to do that with the kitchen cupboards one day when my husband is gone…preferably along with kids and dogs so the main colour theme isn’t “clumps of fur”.

    How about a big fancy basket for the stuffed animals in there? The kids might get a kick out of stuffing a fire hazard into the fireplace area.
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