Random Monday

In CategoryNavel Gazing



• I had a whole rant about yogurt, but when I wrote it all down it seemed really stupid and petty. Just know that yogurt did me wrong last week.

• I put stevia in my coffee this morning instead of sugar, and now I might die. This stuff is vile. VILE. To everyone who told me you can’t tell the difference: come here so I can slap you real hard.

A single doorknob can contaminate 60% of the people in a building within 4 hours. And people make fun of me for carrying antibac in my purse. Humans are gross, that’s why.

• I thought this was interesting. It reminded me of my dad, who would say, “we might not know where we are going, but we are going there with authority.”

• After seeing how much the kids like Scratch, I found this place – Youth Digital. Online programming classes for kids 8-12! Cool, right? Spendy, but cool.

• When I saw this article in Eating Well about how to heal your gut and balance your gut bacteria, I immediately thought of all the people I know with issues in that department, which made it all the more fascinating. It’s FASCINATING. I read the whole thing to Jim at midnight on Saturday night while he sat and wished I wasn’t.

• This is HILARIOUS. There’s cursing, so consider yourselves warned.

• Happy Monday, y’all!