Having some hot tea for the first time in years. Still don’t really see the point.
— Deb (@NotInadequate) September 2, 2013
Ohhh…. You have to figure out how to WIN. Thanks Bob Costas. Football really IS a metaphor for life. **enlightened font**
— Deb (@NotInadequate) September 6, 2013
Steven Tyler has really matured into a handsome woman.
— Deb (@NotInadequate) September 10, 2013
Kids keep bringing me the wrong pajama pants to change into. I swear, all my minions are crap.
— Deb (@NotInadequate) September 23, 2013
My husband joined twitter. My life is over.
— Deb (@NotInadequate) October 12, 2013
Too much Halloween stuff on Pinterest. FEWER PUSTULE TUTORIALS PLEASE, CRAFTY PEOPLE.
— Deb (@NotInadequate) October 13, 2013
When I see pictures of Kate and William, I mostly think, “Good Grief, is she going to have to wear those dumbass hats FOREVER?”
— Deb (@NotInadequate) October 25, 2013
Watching TV, I told Jim “I can virtually guarantee I will never rat you out to a mob hitman.” See young’uns? That’s how you be a wife.
— Deb (@NotInadequate) October 26, 2013