Random Monday

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• I saw an infomercial for that No-No hair removal thingy. I need someone to tell me if it actually works.

• It’s so nice to see a humble celebrity, don’t you think? Here’s Kanye West telling a reporter that he’s the Steve Jobs of EVERYTHING. The nucleus, even, of everything. It has to be so much pressure. Poor guy.

• Said by me last week: Keep your hands out of your face, you were just petting a goat.

• I made Bacon Jam on Thursday.

I thought this sounded like the best thing ever. I thought I was going to be a super wife. I thought Jim was going to tell all his pals at work, “oh you know, just eating the BACON JAM my awesome wife made. She’s a great cook. And awesome. And super pretty. And rilly, rilly, smart. And tall.”

(shut up. a girl can dream)

But what happened?

He didn’t like it.

Four pounds of bacon and 5 hours of cooking, and he didn’t like it.

Damn it.

• Sister Wives is coming back on July 21st. I am very excited about this. After the Bacon Jam Incident, I am reconsidering the possibilities.

More on the Common Core, for those of you still reading these links. Snippet:

The Common Core is designed to churn out young people who will be  educated enough to work, consume, and pay taxes, but who are not encouraged to be creative, or to use critical thinking, or to develop anything remotely characteristic of those who possess superior minds and the ability to achieve great things.

• Happy Monday, y’all!