Random Monday

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• I am going to write the Big Announcement-y post tomorrow, so do not worry, you will know soon. Be kind, I was not kidding about being nervous to tell you. Is it confessing my chronic misuse of commas? Ooh, the suspense!

• The trip to Utah has something to do with it. We took I-70 to get there, which is a beautiful drive. Truly spectacular. We drove through Vail. Vail is very fancy. I saw a house with a strange-looking turret, and then finally realized it was a private observatory.

A PRIVATE OBSERVATORY.

Who has that much money? That’s a whole ‘nother level of rich.

• I told my sister we were going away for the weekend –

Brandy

• We talked about Sister Wives several times while in Utah:

Jim: It’s pretty here

Me: It is, isn’t it? We should move here.

Jim: Can we get some more wives if we do?

Me: Heck, yeah! I need to shift some of this workload, you know what I’m saying? I’ll be the wife who…

(and at this point I paused to swallow my Pringles, because I am POLITE that way, JIM)

Jim: ….bosses everyone?

Me: wordless gesture

• Another car conversation, this one while the kids were playing some obnoxious game (involving buffalo, because don’t they all?) they tried to drag me into.

Me: I’m not part of this game, and while we’re on the subject, knock it off.

Little: Mommy, you are the only person who can take something fun and make it boring.

Me: I suck that way.

Parenting!

• The drive home was almost unbearable. UNBEARABLE. For some reason, I-70 was wall-to-wall people all up in my way, and what should have been a two-hour drive was stop and go for FIVE HOURS.

FIVE HOURS.

I may or may not have thought about ramming gently tapping the guy in front of me, because at least that way I’d probably get to ride in a cop car and probably wouldn’t have to sit in traffic.

• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up while you still can!



11 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Alicia Says:

    Deb. You are stinkin’ hilarious. Wanted you to know…I get you. I don’t blog, but I’d link here if I did!! For sure. I hope and pray the fire is far away from you and yours. We have family in Ft. Collins, so it always makes me a teensy nervous! You have a great day with your Big and Little. (:

  2. Applie Says:

    So, did you find a sister wife? What type of questions would you ask a potential sister wife, during a job interview?

    Five hour stop and go road trip. Ug… That is awful. Hope you had enough Pringles to help you through it.
    Applie´s last blog post ..Random Monday

  3. Tressa Says:

    Five hours stuck in traffic sounds like my idea of a good time. Not really.

    I don’t need a sister wife. I have teens that do all the chores for me. That is why I had children! LOL Not really. BUT I haven’t cleaned the kitchen unwillingly in years!
    Tressa´s last blog post ..Random Monday

  4. Kristy Says:

    A sister wife would be awesome. But only if she took at the really boring, nasty jobs that I don’t want to do and left me all the free time for playing on the computer and crafting.

    Can’t wait for the big announcement.

  5. chocolatechic Says:

    I would love to have a sister wife too. I even have a claddagh ring too.

    I need someone to cook and do laundry.
    chocolatechic´s last blog post ..5/13

  6. hikooky Says:

    I think you’re going to be working at that new huge Nefarious Snooping Agency facility… mwahahaha!

  7. Donna Says:

    I had to google sister-wife. …

    5 hours of slow traffic? That’s awful!

  8. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    You’re nervous to tell us? It’s got to be that you converted and are moving. I dunno. It wouldn’t bother me, even with your kidding about the Sister Wife thing, most Mormons aren’t that exciting in that department. I would want to hear your personal conversion story and promise no judging. You know that we have lotsa Mormons here and while I am not converting, I sort of get where that stuff makes them happy and if it makes you happy too, then go for it. 🙂

    Only. Do tell us what is going on soon, for the suspense is killing me. *gasp*
    Happy Elf Mom´s last blog post ..Social Studies Curriculum

  9. Shauna Says:

    I’m so excited that I finally get to both comment on, AND link up to a Random Monday post. I know it’s almost not Monday here anymore, but I still got my post loaded and linked, and I’m super excited. So, now that I finally got that up, you’re probably going to do away with Random Monday. Well, at least I can say remember when . . .

    I also can’t wait for your big announcement! At least you get up earlier than I do despite being 2 time zones behind so hopefully the post will be up before me. You have a knack for killing us all with suspense. I’d think you were announcing a job as an undercover spy if you hadn’t posted so many pics of yourself. 😀

    Cheers,
    Shauna
    Shauna´s last blog post ..Random Monday

  10. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    AHEM IT IS AFTER MIDNIGHT NOW.
    Happy Elf Mom´s last blog post ..Social Studies Curriculum

  11. Kevin Says:

    This is a charming and funny Random Monday that I will be saving for posterity.

    I also like how I get to enjoy the suspense in reverse because my timing is all messed up. It makes me feel all superior somehow.

    And I like commas, too! Take a pause, add a comma. Comma, comma, comma.