Random Monday – 3rd Rate Music Show Edition

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We watched part of the Billboard Music Awards last night, due primarily to a lack of interest in anything else. I figured the BM Awards was a D-List show when Kanye West didn’t jump on stage and have a hissy fit when Taylor Swift won everything.

Here are some things I discovered:

• Madonna still thinks people want to see her half-naked. Mistakenly. Lady, you are 54 years old. Put on some clothes.

• Jim’s Coolness Factor would increase exponentially if he changed his name to PitBull. He’s not going for it. Lame.

• These shows always make me feel like I am too old for music. Judging by Miley Cyrus’ outfit last night, not only do I not understand music, I don’t understand clothes.

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• Speaking of clothes, it looks like high-cut leotards and thigh-high boots are the new It Look. Or maybe it’s not new. Beyonce has been wearing leotards for years. Way to be original, Jennifer Lopez.

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I’m not sold on the red puffy Big Bird sleeves. Yet.

• Justin Bieber gets more insufferable with each passing day. Sorry Beliebers. Can someone tell me what is going on with his pants?

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I know he’s just a kid, but does he not understand how pants work? Don’t inseams generally go higher than one’s knee? He pretty though.

• One of those girls from Destiny’s Child who is not Beyonce told me that if I don’t know from Electronic Dance Music, I should get out more. Then they played some truly unbearable, almost seizure-inducing crap that made me want to never, ever, ever go anywhere that is happening.

• Is is just me, or do musicians dress like science fiction characters?

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white bathrobe? check.
ginormous golden rope epaulets? check.
huge gold cuffs from another galaxy? check.

• Nicki Minaj should be ashamed of herself.

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5 Responses to “Random Monday – 3rd Rate Music Show Edition”

  1. Tressa Says:

    And you wonder why I listen to classical music. Occasionally music from the 80’s, the greatest music decade ever. In fact, some A-ha song came on the radio while I was driving my daughter to the library. You know, the one from Pretty in Pink? I love that song. I was singing it for her to prove that I did know something of pop music. She ran from the car. I am not sure what was more upsetting for her, my singing or the song. Oh, well.
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  2. Kristy Says:

    I am so glad that I watched The Notebook with my mother last night instead of Music Awards. It sounds like they are all cra-cra.

  3. Kevin Says:

    Wow. That’s so bad it aspires to be Luc Besson sci-fi fashion.

  4. Ingi Says:

    You soooo need to go check the weirdness that is the Eurovision Song Contesthttp://www.eurovision.tv/ It is only to be watched with the accompanying Twitter feed (in Oz it’s broadcast by SBS – #sbseurovision). Hysterical stuff. Those Europeans obviously have a totally different idea of musical talent and good taste than the rest of the world!
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  5. Eddie - The Usual Mayhem Says:

    Never mind her clothes, I don’t understand Miley Cyrus. Period.
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