Random Monday

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School bans Triangular Shaped Pancakes after a student gets a sore eye when another student chucks one at him.

My, what a bunch of weenies we are. I was watching Yukon Men the other night, and a 14 year old boy took a rifle and went out into the wilderness hunting, to hopefully find enough meat to sustain his entire family over the winter. And yet down here, in “the real world,” we must be on alert for Improperly Shaped Snack Foods.

*honestly*

• I got my hair cut last Wednesday. She cut it SO SHORT. I feel like a skinned onion (as my grandmother would say). Last time, she left it too long. Too long, too short… when will it be juuuuust right? I feel like Goldilocks. You know. Except without any hair. Also, this last foray into a salon has unearthed a new patch of gray at my temples.

• I read in Us Magazine that Kim and Kanye are thinking about naming their baby Easton. Easton West. Snarky Deb is practically rubbing her hands together in glee.

• I have wanted an overhead projector for a long time, and the other day it finally dawned on me to check Craig’s List. I scored one for $30! AND did not get murdered! A victory all around. I have so many ideas for things do to with a projector. Luckily, Jim is used to my crackpot ideas and he drove 30 miles to the middle of nowhere to get it with hardly any sarcastic comments. I shall be inundating you with pinnable art ideas in no time, thus rocketing me to the heights of bloggy fame.

• This? Is HILARIOUS. But only click if you are immune to a lot of cursing. A LOT. Thug Kitchen: Eat like you give a #$%@*.

• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!



6 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Eddie - The Usual Mayhem Says:

    I feel for you on the haircut front. The ONLY thing I will miss about QC is my hairdresser….for 10 years I have had worry-free haircuts. Now I have to start all over again in the boonies and I’m terrified they’re going to give me an old-lady poodle perm or something.

    On the plus side, I’ll be in the boonies anyway so nobody will see it.
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  2. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    Pfff. The thug kitchen. I keep expecting wholesome little Bible-y captions for the pictures. 🙂

    Easton West is at least funny. Nevaeh is just stupid, along with about 500 other names. One recent thing that bugs me is the penchant for naming children after famous Northern people in the Civil War (Lincoln, Grant, Sherman). Yuck.
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  3. chocolatechic Says:

    Must see picture of new hair…complete with close ups of gray. I need to know what to look for.
    chocolatechic´s last blog post ..3/25

  4. tracey Says:

    Yay for not getting murdered!! And you really do need to be careful of triangular food. It’s SO POINTY! What with the 3 corners and all.
    tracey´s last blog post ..However you spell it, I hope your day is a Happy one!

  5. Kristy Says:

    I agree with CC. Photos. We want to ridicule you. Especially after that last link. So not funny.

  6. Diane Says:

    We love our projector. Snagged it at a church yard sale a few years back. So far we have used it to draw the backdrops for our drama productions and I use it as my light source for shadow puppets.
    Blessings
    Diane
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