Random Monday

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• Erin at The Usual Mayhem sent me this link a couple weeks ago and it’s too good not to share: What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Were Average Americans. Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman really cracked me up. Madonna was just plain scary.

• Speaking of celebrities, this’ll make your feel a whole lot better: Stars Without Makeup. Some of these women still look great, like Jennifer Garner and Heidi Klum. Others are practically unrecognizable – see Goldie Hawn and Katie Couric. It just goes to show what knockouts we could all be if we had zillions of dollars and glamour squads at our beck and call. I do wonder if some of them are incapable of combing their hair by themselves though. Do you get SO used to having other people handling your beauty regimen that you can’t even use a hairbrush or wield a mascara wand after a while? (HAIRBRUSH, Rebecca Romijn and Emma Stone. Think about it). It’s not really fair to put pictures of Pamela Anderson and Goldie Hawn, who’re what? Seventy-something? without makeup next to pictures of Keira Knightly without makeup, though. Is there a universe where Keira Knightly does not look good? Apparently not.

Marijuana Vending Machines. Great idea, San Diego, you should TOTALLY do that. What could go wrong? 

• After I ranted about stupid traffic roundabouts the last week, Karen at Candid Diversions left this link in the comments. I died laughing.

• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!

9 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    I dunno, Goldie Hawn finally looks like a NORMAL WOMAN instead of some 20-year-old wannabe. 🙂
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  2. Kristy Says:

    Based on all those photos, there is hope for me yet. I just need to become ridiculously famous, earn millions of dollars, hire a styling team AND THEN I can be truly gorgeous.

  3. chocolatechic Says:

    Is it sad that I only knew about 1/4 of those celebrities???
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  4. Tressa Says:

    That Darth Vader thing is hilarious!
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  5. Karen@Candid Diversions Says:

    Those celebrities as average Americans are hilarious. And disturbing.

    Glad you liked the Vader video. Imagining him saying “round a bound” is all I need to make me smile sometimes.
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  6. Hannah Says:

    Hey, if you want the “grab my button” thing I have on my Monday Randoms posts to put on yours, let me know and I can email the html code to you 🙂
    Hannah´s last blog post ..Monday Randoms – March 11, 2013

  7. Dawn Says:

    Chocolatechic, I had the same reaction – I was like, who the heck ARE some of these women?? I figured it was just dating myself as a no-longer-hipster. Oh well.

    Some of those women were quite beautiful without makeup. Others, not so much.

    And where are the MALE actors? Booo.

  8. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    Still waiting for the answer on what the wheelie things were for. Did I miss it?
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  9. Eddie - The Usual Mayhem Says:

    That’s it; I need to win the lottery solely so that I can have a team of people to make me look that good every day. Then I can become famous for doing nothing but sneering and acting dumb (coughParisHiltoncough).
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