• Erin at The Usual Mayhem sent me this link a couple weeks ago and it’s too good not to share: What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Were Average Americans. Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman really cracked me up. Madonna was just plain scary.
• Speaking of celebrities, this’ll make your feel a whole lot better: Stars Without Makeup. Some of these women still look great, like Jennifer Garner and Heidi Klum. Others are practically unrecognizable – see Goldie Hawn and Katie Couric. It just goes to show what knockouts we could all be if we had zillions of dollars and glamour squads at our beck and call. I do wonder if some of them are incapable of combing their hair by themselves though. Do you get SO used to having other people handling your beauty regimen that you can’t even use a hairbrush or wield a mascara wand after a while? (HAIRBRUSH, Rebecca Romijn and Emma Stone. Think about it). It’s not really fair to put pictures of Pamela Anderson and Goldie Hawn, who’re what? Seventy-something? without makeup next to pictures of Keira Knightly without makeup, though. Is there a universe where Keira Knightly does not look good? Apparently not.
• Marijuana Vending Machines. Great idea, San Diego, you should TOTALLY do that. What could go wrong?
• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!