17Dec
• Little has developed this new thing where whenever I serve chicken at dinner, she looks at her plate and boks mournfully. Weirdo. I hope she does not progress to mooing or oinking.
• Jim took the kids shopping over the weekend, ostensibly to buy presents for me. I texted them that money was no object and to stay out buying me stuff as long as necessary. I got this in response -
Jim thinks he’s funny.
Jim is mistaken.
Jim is going to have a big problem if that shows up under the tree.
• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!
December 17th, 2012 at 10:29 am
I was a vegetarian throughout high school due to my animal right’s activism and to this day if I think about where my dinner is coming from, I lose my appetite. If I link my meal with the animal in any way, all is lost.
And I totally think you need that powder.
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December 17th, 2012 at 11:18 am
Bwhahahah… I have never seen that powder before. Kristy is right, you do need that powder. Your kids take after their weird parents.
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December 17th, 2012 at 11:56 am
That powder is PERFECT for you!!!
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December 17th, 2012 at 12:55 pm
What mother doesn’t need one of those. You snark now but you are going to need that some day. I love the monkey on the front of the product.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Hm. So, you are pro monkey butt?
Little is awesome. Does she bok to the tune of taps?
December 17th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
It’s only fitting revenge for the Meggings you are getting HIM for Christmas…
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December 17th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
I double dog dare Jim to get that for you for Christmas.
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December 18th, 2012 at 6:52 am
Santa *ahem* put the regular non-lady version in my husband’s stocking last year. The kids got the biggest kick out of that. Definitely needed with the meggings!!!
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December 18th, 2012 at 3:50 pm
We DEFINITELY don’t have the clucking problem here. My oldest, at age 5, once stopped all conversation cold at Easter dinner with the inlaws and elderly relatives with: “Pass me some more of that yummy dead pig, please”.
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December 18th, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I’m so confused by that product (the name? the picture? the body part upon which you apply it?) that I don’t know if I can find it funny.
Once one of my boys asked in a very loud voice, “MOM? IS BEEF A DEAD COW OR A DEAD PIG? AND IS HAM A DEAD PIG OR IS PORK A DEAD PIG?!” in the middle of the grocery store. I couldn’t make eye contact for the rest of shopping trip.
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