Random Monday

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• Little has developed this new thing where whenever I serve chicken at dinner, she looks at her plate and boks mournfully. Weirdo. I hope she does not progress to mooing or oinking.

• Jim took the kids shopping over the weekend, ostensibly to buy presents for me. I texted them that money was no object and to stay out buying me stuff as long as necessary. I got this in response –

Jim thinks he’s funny.

Jim is mistaken.

Jim is going to have a big problem if that shows up under the tree.

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10 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Kristy Says:

    I was a vegetarian throughout high school due to my animal right’s activism and to this day if I think about where my dinner is coming from, I lose my appetite. If I link my meal with the animal in any way, all is lost.

    And I totally think you need that powder.
    Kristy´s last blog post ..Teen Challenge Christmas Concert

  2. Applie Says:

    Bwhahahah… I have never seen that powder before. Kristy is right, you do need that powder. Your kids take after their weird parents.
    Applie´s last blog post ..Cube

  3. chocolatechic Says:

    That powder is PERFECT for you!!!
    chocolatechic´s last blog post ..December 17

  4. Sharron Says:

    What mother doesn’t need one of those. You snark now but you are going to need that some day. I love the monkey on the front of the product.

  5. Kevin Says:

    Hm. So, you are pro monkey butt?

    Little is awesome. Does she bok to the tune of taps?

  6. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    It’s only fitting revenge for the Meggings you are getting HIM for Christmas…
    Happy Elf Mom´s last blog post ..Offensive Christmas Songs!

  7. Connie Weiss Says:

    I double dog dare Jim to get that for you for Christmas.
    Connie Weiss´s last blog post ..Treat Yourself for the New Year

  8. michelle Says:

    Santa *ahem* put the regular non-lady version in my husband’s stocking last year. The kids got the biggest kick out of that. Definitely needed with the meggings!!!
    michelle´s last blog post ..NaNoWriMo Outcome and Lessons Learned

  9. Eddie - The Usual Mayhem Says:

    We DEFINITELY don’t have the clucking problem here. My oldest, at age 5, once stopped all conversation cold at Easter dinner with the inlaws and elderly relatives with: “Pass me some more of that yummy dead pig, please”.
    Eddie – The Usual Mayhem´s last blog post ..Snow!

  10. Nan | wrathofmom.blogspot.ca Says:

    I’m so confused by that product (the name? the picture? the body part upon which you apply it?) that I don’t know if I can find it funny.

    Once one of my boys asked in a very loud voice, “MOM? IS BEEF A DEAD COW OR A DEAD PIG? AND IS HAM A DEAD PIG OR IS PORK A DEAD PIG?!” in the middle of the grocery store. I couldn’t make eye contact for the rest of shopping trip.
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