• More funny internet stuff! Why Kids Are Actually The WORST. You’re Welcome.
(hat tip The Donna)
• Every time I use a microwave that’s over the stove or in an upper cabinet and I’m standing there waiting for my coffee to reheat or my butter to melt, I vaguely wonder if I’m also getting a bunch of evil poison rays shot into my head and probably any day now science will make a big announcement that over-the-stove microwaves are responsible for *insert-dread-disease* and maybe I should scoot over so the death ray isn’t aimed RIGHT at my head.
But that seems like a lot of trouble, so I don’t.
• You know that exotic coffee that’s made from beans plucked from the poo of some jungle cat? Well, it’s your lucky day, because now there is also elephant-poo-accino!
Try our new holiday Spiced Cinnamon-Dung Latté!
Or maybe a Warm Caramel Poochiato?
White Chocolate Elephant-Nog?
This is the kind of thing marketed toward people that have more money than sense.
No offense to all you Scat-a-Latté lovers.
Can I get you a Meadow Muffin with that?
• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!
(Scat-a-Latté! Crap, that’s funny!)