Random Monday

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• More funny internet stuff! Why Kids Are Actually The WORST.  You’re Welcome.

• The United Nations wants to take the internet away. Be afraid, people. My opinions regarding the UN mostly contain profanity, so I shall spare you. Read thisthis, and this for more information.

(hat tip The Donna)

• Every time I use a microwave that’s over the stove or in an upper cabinet and I’m standing there waiting for my coffee to reheat or my butter to melt, I vaguely wonder if I’m also getting a bunch of evil poison rays shot into my head and probably any day now science will make a big announcement that over-the-stove microwaves are responsible for *insert-dread-disease* and maybe I should scoot over so the death ray isn’t aimed RIGHT at my head.

But that seems like a lot of trouble, so I don’t.

• You know that exotic coffee that’s made from beans plucked from the poo of some jungle cat? Well, it’s your lucky day, because now there is also elephant-poo-accino!

Try our new holiday Spiced Cinnamon-Dung Latté!

Or maybe a Warm Caramel Poochiato?

Fertilizer Frappacino?

White Chocolate Elephant-Nog?

This is the kind of thing marketed toward people that have more money than sense.

No offense to all you Scat-a-Latté lovers.

Can I get you a Meadow Muffin with that?

• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!

(Scat-a-Latté! Crap, that’s funny!)

7 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Dawn Says:

    Ha ha, that kid thing IS funny. Except for the part that suggests Honey Boo Boo is the exception to the worst. Ick. Why won’t she go away? Why aren’t her parents accused of child abuse feeding her Mountain Dew and energy drinks? Why why why do we as a nation give them airtime???

    Sorry, I just have my panties all in a twist about that child. 😉

  2. Eddie Says:

    Eddie´s last blog post ..Sewing felt ornaments – older kids

  3. chocolatechic Says:

    Oh…you made me laugh. I needed that.
    chocolatechic´s last blog post ..December 10

  4. Kristy Says:

    Well, in my case, the death rays are shooting right into my boobs. You would think that they’d have fallen off by now.

    I knew there was a reason that I didn’t like coffee.
    Kristy´s last blog post ..Random Monday

  5. Kristy Says:

    okay, I had to come back because I didn’t actually look at that first link when I responded the first time. I was half way done and laughing hysterically when Carl came into the room so I had to start all over with him. We had a good laugh. That is some classic stuff. Thanks for sharing.
    Kristy´s last blog post ..Random Monday

  6. Donna Says:

    I can’t take all the UN linking credit. Chocolate shared the first UN link.

    “Good to the last dropping” in the link title – LOL that is a good one, Deb.

    The coffee bean part is [?]. Some seeds germinate better when “passed though” but taking a coffee bean from animal dung and using it for coffee is just far too exotic for me. What’s next, recycled corn?

    The digested coffee bean people should hire you to name their products. lol

  7. hi kooky Says:

    I wonder the same thing about my microwave rays EVERY DAY and I actually step to the side so as not to cook my brain. Seriously. I understand.
    hi kooky´s last blog post ..I resolved, I accomplished, I reflect, I plan.