Random Monday

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• More funny internet stuff! Why Kids Are Actually The WORST.  You’re Welcome.

• The United Nations wants to take the internet away. Be afraid, people. My opinions regarding the UN mostly contain profanity, so I shall spare you. Read thisthis, and this for more information.

(hat tip The Donna)

• Every time I use a microwave that’s over the stove or in an upper cabinet and I’m standing there waiting for my coffee to reheat or my butter to melt, I vaguely wonder if I’m also getting a bunch of evil poison rays shot into my head and probably any day now science will make a big announcement that over-the-stove microwaves are responsible for *insert-dread-disease* and maybe I should scoot over so the death ray isn’t aimed RIGHT at my head.

But that seems like a lot of trouble, so I don’t.

• You know that exotic coffee that’s made from beans plucked from the poo of some jungle cat? Well, it’s your lucky day, because now there is also elephant-poo-accino!

Try our new holiday Spiced Cinnamon-Dung Latté!

Or maybe a Warm Caramel Poochiato?

Fertilizer Frappacino?

White Chocolate Elephant-Nog?

This is the kind of thing marketed toward people that have more money than sense.

No offense to all you Scat-a-Latté lovers.

Can I get you a Meadow Muffin with that?

• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up with your own Randomness below!

(Scat-a-Latté! Crap, that’s funny!)