• On Friday morning, as I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, my daughter came up behind me and startled me so badly I jammed my toothbrush down my throat and gacked all my coffee up into the sink while she wailed, “what’s wrong, mama? WHAT’S WRONG??”
It was an invigorating start to the day.
• On Friday evening, my daughter dumped a plate of greasy taco meat onto an upholstered beige bar stool. A stool I do not own. In a house I do not own.
Good times, people. Good times.
• Most Ridiculous Thing I’ve Said This Week: “People! Stop lithering!”
You see, my daughter’s favorite Lego character is an alien called Squidman. Apparently, that’s the (annoying) noise he makes. ….lither-lither-lither-lither-lither…
You have to say it real fast to get the full effect. If you stick your tongue out in weird squid-like way it adds to the experience.
You’re doing it right now, aren’t you?
• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up your own randomness below!