Random Monday

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• The other day I noticed my daughter playing with my contact lens case while she was sitting on the potty.

And then I had to spend the rest of the day pouring bleach into my eyeballs.

• Speaking of disgusting bathroom stories (I KNOW! It’s your lucky day!), I made Big clean the toilet again. I taunted him not to pick his nose during the process.

He didn’t think it was funny, but I didn’t really care. I was amused.

• So the New York Public School System is going to start handing out the Morning After Pill to kids as young as 14. Without parental consent.

I don’t know what is going on in this country. I really don’t. This story makes me want to cry.

• In other Good Government Ideas news, California is now going to allow self-driving cars. So that will probably be fine.

• Japanese Beauty Trend: Bagel Forehead. Click at your own risk. You will never be able to unsee that. What I want to know is how stretched out your forehead skin gets doing this. Like, will you need a forehead-tuck when you grow up and come to your senses? Why is this cool? I don’t get it. Do they put a big rhinestone in there or something?

I will send One Crisp American Dollar to anyone who does this and sends me a picture.

• Happy Monday, y’all! Link up your own randomness below!

10 Responses to “Random Monday”

  1. Happy Elf Mom Says:

    I’ve heard of potty mouth, but not potty eyeballs… before this anyway…

    The bagel thing is on the news EVERYWHERE and is it just me? I keep thinking that some weirdo is going to think of “penis forehead” and then what will you tell the kids when they see THAT at Wal-Mart?
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  2. Ingi Says:

    All that other stuff you wrote is erased by the image of bagels on foreheads. I couldn’t help myself – I clicked.
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  3. Melanie Says:

    I just…I just….I’m sorry, I don’t know how to process any of this.
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  4. Tressa Says:

    The new thing in Japan? I looked. You are right, you can’t unsee that! *shiver*
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  5. April Says:

    The bagel head thing? It’s totally the Capitol citizens from HG!! Sorry I missed out on RM today. Family in town.
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  6. Eddie Says:

    EEWWWWWWWW on the potty-contacts scenario.

    I have mixed feelings about the morning-after-pill thing. On the one hand, I’m horrified that kids that age might require it; on the other hand, if they do, it’s a less heartbreaking decision than they might have to make a month or nine months down the road. I think the whole thing is awful but I don’t honestly know what’s worse.
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  7. Lily Says:

    I agree with Melanie, and Eddie. Somehow this is all a little too concerning for me. I’m not sure what to say.

    (Except that we’ve had so much fun home-schooling this week that I haven’t even checked your blog in two days! No crying babies in the morning means I can read stories to H instead of reading blogs and facebook to settle my nerves while I settle babies!)

  8. Robin Jingjit Says:

    I’m with the hunger games commenter!
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  9. Deb Says:

    Oh my gosh, I totally didn’t get April’s reference until you said that, Robin!

    Woefully lacking in pop-culture knowledge, that’s me.

  10. Karen Says:

    Contact lenses story is so funny. I am sorry for your Clorox bleaching but still SO FUNNY! The morning after pill leaves me speechless. I am so said that is something that is NEEDED by 14 year olds. One more reason I am so thankful to homeschool. My boss just got finished working on a film at the Google headquarters and he saw those cars and sent me a link. I dunno..a little freaky to me. Love your random Monday’s Deb. About to click the bagel link…I can’t help myself.
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