Scene: The bathroom. Little is telling me riddles while I take a shower.
Little: Mom, what did the tile say to the dirty laundry? (pause) What are you doing? (uproarious laughter)
Little: Mom, what did the trash can say to the tile? (pause) What are you doing? (uproarious laughter)
Little: Mom, what did the telephone say to the refrigerator? (pause) Hey! I need to cool you off!
(laughter, followed by “mom, that was my funniest one, don’t you think? Wasn’t that funny?”)
…and so on and so forth for about ten minutes.
Finally, I remember one.
Me: Little, what is red and green and goes a thousand miles an hour?
Little: What?
Me: A frog in a blender!
pause
Little: What is the red part?
Me: His guts because he’s being chopped up by the blender!
silence
Little: Mom. That is NOT funny.
September 20th, 2012 at 5:20 am
The age of the jokes! I had forgotten about that age. Thanks for the reminder! LOL
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September 20th, 2012 at 7:31 am
I’m just aghast at the fact that you have to take a shower with little people present.
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September 20th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
LOL So funny!
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September 21st, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Little is right, its not funny but the last line was hilarious. I laughed so hard I started to cough. I coughed so hard I almost passed out.
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September 25th, 2012 at 5:23 pm
That’s freaking HILARIOUS. His sense of humor must come from his father…
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