I have seen more than one episode of American Hogger.
Don’t laugh. I’m embarrassed enough as it is.
Now, lest you judge too quickly, let me tell you that this show is FULL of all kinds of Awesome.
For one thing, this guy wears this hat -
Look at the size of that thing! It’s as wide as his shoulders!
I have seen a lot of hats in my day. Colorado has a lot of Texans and a lot of cowboys, and I have NEVER seen a hat that big. The first time I saw it, I thought it was a joke. What is that, like a 200 gallon hat? I laugh every time he comes on the screen.
The hat reminds me of Speedy Gonzales a little bit.
Secondly, the patriarch is this guy -
- who is rocking a pretty excellent hat himself. I can’t understand a thing he says, except it’s all laced with profanity.
He reminds me of Paw on the Hillbilly Bears. I can’t understand him either.
Plus, I think it would be kind of fun to tear around the countryside on a horse, wearing pink chaps and a six gun and shooting at stuff.
All right – now you. Are you watching Toddlers and Tiaras? The Kardashians? Parking Wars?
Spill it. I’m clearly in no position to judge.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:26 am
I watch todlers and tiaras. I can’t help myself.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:56 am
I don’t watch any of them, but American Hogger sounds interesting. That 20 gallon hat looks mighty new! I bet he bought it just for the show. lol
I think the Toddlers & Tiaras would just piss me off, so I will stay away from that show.
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September 13th, 2012 at 9:33 am
I confess toddlers and tiaras sometimes on Youtube.
I also confess having just yet discovered…..Friends..and I´m streaming non-stop all episodes, I’m in season 3. I’m like a century late on that one.
September 13th, 2012 at 10:07 am
You know me…the poor, deprived, cable-less girl up in Minnesota
. I can watch those kind of shows when they come out on Netflix Instant and I did watch one episode of the Kardashians and a whole season of John and Kate plus Eight and a whole lot of Cake Boss but that’s about it. I’m not a big fan of reality tv.
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September 13th, 2012 at 10:56 am
my big confession – big brother.
September 13th, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Oh, gosh, Chris made me watch American Hogger last night. Jacob was totally into it and I looked up from reading Gone Girl at one point and realized there was an awful lot of swearing going on, so I had to send the baby to bed. Chris also likes to make me watch the Live Action show. I live a rough life.
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September 14th, 2012 at 5:49 am
It’s shows like this and Man Vs Wild that make me miss cable a little bit sometimes.
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September 23rd, 2012 at 5:18 am
We have just got Turtle Man – we’ve watched two episodes. Cracks us up and we are starting to think everyone in America lives near swamps. Also enjoying American Pickers. Especially near swamps.
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