Father’s Day Quiz

In CategoryNavel Gazing

For Father’s Day, I decided to see how well the kids know their Daddy. Hopefully, this will be funny or sweet and I can count it as part of his gift. Otherwise I will be braving the crowds at Hobby Lobby.

Big is our son and he is 7, Little is our daughter and she is 5.

My comments are in italics.

What is Daddy good at?
Big: Doing computer-y stuff
Little: Work

What is Daddy not good at?
Big: Spelling
Little: Coloring

What is Daddy’s job?
Big: Working on his computer, going to meetings
Little: To get money (bwhahahaha!)

What is Daddy’s favorite food?
Big: Pulled Pork (? I don’t know where that came from)
Little: Cake

What do you and Daddy do together?
Big: Go to WalMart and do boring shopping
Little: I’m stumped

Okay, what is your favorite thing to do with Daddy?
Big: Play outside
Little: Cuddle

How are you and Daddy the same?
Big: We are both boys
Little: We are not the same (unspoken: omg mom, do you not see that I am a cute little girl? keep UP)

How are you and Daddy different?
Big: He’s bigger
Little: Our hair

What is your favorite thing about Daddy?
Big: I don’t know (sorry, dude. I tried. just assume there are too many to choose from)
Little: His kisses

What is Daddy’s favorite thing about you?
Big:  he was at a loss. I tried to persuade him to say Daddy loved his turkey-buttedness, but he declined
Little: My sweetness

How do you know Daddy loves you?
Big: He hugs me
Little: *mwah* no mom! don’t write “kisses,” write *mwah!*  okay, jeez