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In CategoryNavel Gazing

Actual email I sent my husband today:

Dear Sir –

I have been wrangled into doctoring little boy foot-warts, I refuse to be in charge of making sure his poop has gone down the toilet drain right.

Yer Loving Wife

I send messages like that all day long.

Probably you wish I was your wife.