Random Monday

In CategoryRandom Monday
ByDeb

• Check out more awesomeness from Linda at The Homeschool Apologist. She’s smacking the NEA around a little.

• My kids were playing outside the other day, when I heard Little start screaming in fright. I was headed out the door when I heard my son trying to help her. I detoured to the window to spy. Apparently a spider crawled onto her hand and freaked her the frak out. Big smacked the spider off, then commanded her to rub her hand in the dirt to erase any traces of it. Excellent advice, this. He gave her a pat and suddenly everything was fine again. I choked back laughter and tears - he was so sweet to rescue her, but the method was hilarious. 

So remember: When in doubt, rub some dirt on it.

• I bought tulips at the grocery store. No coupon, but they make me happy.

• Happy Monday!

Homemade Taquitos

In CategoryCooking
ByDeb

Get ready for some muy deliciousness.

On Saturday, we took the kids out for some cheapskate entertainment: we went to Sams Club and ate free samples. They were giving out cake! Mmmm…cake. It was the best sample day so far. They also handed out some frozen, microwavable taquitos. Naturally, being an expensive and completely processed food, my kids loved them. After a little inspection, I declared we could make these at home.

Chicken and Black Bean Taquitos

  • Corn Tortillas
  • Monteray Jack Cheese, grated
  • Black Beans, rinsed and drained
  • Leftover Chicken, shredded

Firstly, arrange the tortillas on a baking sheet and sprinkle with the cheese.

Bake at 450° until cheese is barely melted and the tortillas have softened. If you have a super! picky! eater! who will not eat anything resembling a bean, take this time to smash the beans a little with a fork. Maybe sprinkle in some salt, onion powder, and a dash of hot sauce while you’re at it.

Remove the tortillas from the oven, and smear some beans down the middle (or slightly to the side of the middle, if you want to get fancy). Layer some shredded chicken over the beans, and roll up the tortillas. Be careful, they are hot. Also, they will tear if you roll them too tight. Also, don’t fill them too full, or they will explode everywhere and you will be very sad indeed.

Brush a little vegetable oil over the tortillas and return to the oven for 15 – 20 minutes.

Watch your family devour them. Act shocked when you don’t get any complaints, and return to the kitchen to make even more for the freezer.

Freezer directions: Do everything as above, except bake for only about 7-10 minutes. Cool thoroughly on a baking rack and chuck into freezer baggies. To serve, bake from frozen at 450° for 20-25 minutes. They will be just as crispy as if you made them fresh. Delicious for a quick lunch or when you have not thought about dinner and it’s 6pm.

Obviously, you could fill these with whatever you choose – just cheese, just beans and cheese, beef and cheese….. the possibilities are endless. Unless you’re a vegan. Then I don’t know what happens.

* Upon reflection, I probably would not use foil to line the baking sheet. It stuck to the cheese and tore when I was trying to get them up. I think picking the foil out of the cheese was a bigger hassle than washing the baking sheet.

Happy cooking!

This post is linked to Food on Fridays, Tasty Tuesdays, Tempt my Tummy Tuesdays, and Tuesdays at the TableWhat’s Cooking Wednesday, and Real Food Wednesdays. What can I say – I’m a ‘ho.

Coupons Part Duex

In CategoryNavel Gazing
ByDeb

I meant to get this up yesterday (sorry Nicole!), but I wanted to make sure I went through the 4 papers I bought on Sunday. I felt sure you all were waiting with baited breath to see how I intend to carry out this New Couponing Paradigm.

There were only two inserts in our lame local paper. On the other hand, the Sunday paper only costs a dollar here, so it’s probably a wash. Applie said the Sunday paper was $2.50 in her town. Two-Fifty! That seems like a lot, yo. First up, the Red Plum insert, where I found zero coupons that applied to me. Bummer, dude. Next, the P&G insert where I clipped several coupons for laundry soap, razors and trash bags. The coupons say right on them that you can only use 4 like coupons in the same shopping trip, so I still don’t understand how the Extreme Couponers do all that coupon stacking. On the other hand, I’m not trying to become a Hoarder of Shaving Cream, so it’s fine.

(is the word “coupon” ceasing to lose all meaning because I have said it so many times yet?)

It looks like Tide is on sale this week, AND there are coupons for it, so this is my big chance to match or double or whatever that strategy is. Tonight when Jim goes for pizza, I’ll have him get the paper with the grocery specials and see how well I can maximize my savings.

And now for the first official part Nicole’s Coupon Series -

Train your brain-getting into the coupon mindset

I don’t expect you to take papers from homes in foreclosure, climb into a recycle dumpster, or spend hours away from your family becoming obsessed with your coupons. To be successful at couponing however, you have to understand that you can either spend time and save money or spend money and save time. 

There are coupons for every type of food you can think of - including organic items and fresh fruits and vegetables; as well as frozen and canned fruits and veggies. There are also coupons for toiletries and household items, so even if you decide you’re not going to use coupons for food, you still may be able to use coupons for toilet paper, razors, toothpaste, and so on. 

When we first look at coupons, the first obstacle to overcome is where to get the coupons.  The first place to look is in your Sunday newspaper.  83% of all manufacturer coupons come from the Sunday paper so you need to determine how you are going to get your hands on a copy or two…or four. 

Nicole’s general rule of couponing #1: Buy as many papers as you have people in the house. 

Make sure you buy in multiples of 2, this way you can take advantage of Buy One Get One sales (most stores will allow you to use 1 coupon per item, thus driving down the cost of the “buy one” item. You can also dumpster dive in recycling bins to get coupons, or have someone from work or church save them for you. 

I also look for coupons in other places:

  • in the store itself on blinkies, tearpads or peelies.
  • Internet printables (if your store takes them) are another great source of coupons.  Coupon printable sites I frequent include http://www.coupons.com/, http://www.redplum.com/, http://www.smartsource.com/, and http://www.target.com/
  • Facebook is a great way to get coupons - manufacturers often offer coupons if you “like” their product.
  • Magazines are another way to get coupons, the best magazine I’ve found for coupons is All You, available only by subscription or in Wal-Mart.
  • One of my favorite ways to get high dollar coupons on the foods that my family uses the most is to contact the manufacturer.  A quick e-mail to the company expressing thanks and interest in their product often results in a mailbox full of coupons (often for free product).  This is a great way to get coupons for products you don’t normally see, produce, organic foods and specialty items. 

Most couponers fall into one of two categories when it comes to organizing their coupons. I have tried them both. 

File by Insert
You need a binder, a sharpie marker and a 3 hole punch.

Pros: Little initial time input, no cutting till you need the coupon, keeps your budget in-line because you won’t be tempted to buy something just because you have a coupon.
Cons: Missing out on great savings of unadvertised sales or clearance because all your coupons are at home, inability to substitute product with coupon in store, missing out on limited time printables because you only clip what you need, time investment before you go shopping looking up all items needed in a coupon database, need to find a way to store coupons from other places.

Method: Each Sunday when you get your paper you write the date on the front of the coupon insert with the marker, hole punch it and file it in your binder. When you are ready to go shopping you enter what you want to purchase into a coupon database (try www.hotcouponworld.com) and follow the coding to clip out the applicable coupons. I used to coupon this way, but I found I was missing out on in-store deals. I’m not brand loyal, so if I need butter I want to turn to my page of butter coupons and make the best deal on the spot not spend time ahead looking up each brand and not knowing the shelf price.

File by Coupon
You need a binder, scissors, and baseball card protectors.

Pros: Never missing out on unadvertised sale or clearance because all you coupons are with you. If you are visual, it is easier to remember what coupons you have on hand vs. digging through months of inserts to find a specific coupon. If you are trying to keep certain food out of your house, it is easier when you don’t have a coupon for the item on hand.
Cons: Time. It takes time to cut, sort, and organize your coupons. If you only clip the coupons you think you will use, you may miss out on advertised deal for a new item. You may spend more than your budget because you are finding great unadvertised deals that you can’t let go by.

Method: Each Sunday when you get your paper you go through each insert and cut the coupons you think you might use. You file the coupons in baseball card protectors (in a way that makes sense to you – mine are sorted to correspond with my grocery list; some people do it alphabetically by brand.) When you are ready to shop you pull the coupons you plan to use and bring the binder to the store for clearance deals, unadvertised sales or non-brand loyalty shopping. This is the method I use. Also in my binder I have my 1 month and 3 month pantry lists. I use these to help figure out how much of an item I need in my stockpile.

Last year over 315 billion grocery coupons were released, worth billions of dollars.  Less than 1% of them were redeemed.  Get out there and find your coupons!  Next we’ll look at how to “read” a coupon to maximize your savings and compare your local stores to find the right one for you.

Random Monday

In CategoryRandom Monday
ByDeb


Worms made from raw sugar cookie dough and food coloring. gross.

• Well, I turned 40 yesterday. I have been assured by people who have already experienced this that the 40s are not as bad as they thought. I remain skeptical, but powerless to do anything about it. Except lie. Which I would, but I’m basically too lazy.

• My son has been teasing me mercilessly for the last 6 months that he was going to make me a worm cake to get revenge for the broccoli cake I made him on his birthday. Is there anything cuter than a little boy practically dancing with excitement because he found a way to Give Mommy Crap? No. There is not. I love him. And to prove it, I have promised him a Toad Cake when he turns seven.

• While I did not fly to Vegas with a pocket full of singles, or get a boob job and a pool boy for my 40th, I did get a nice present: A Dell Mini Netbook. I love it. Now I can watch the Real Housewives AND be on Twitter! What more does the aging blogger need, really? All I need to do is pick up some Geritol and I will be set. I chose a lime green shell for the Netbook, because I am Just So Hip. Best Friend and I went for pedicures and a steak dinner, and had such a good time we’ve vowed to do it more than once every 3 years.

• I bought 4 papers this weekend and am anxious to put Nicole’s couponing tips into practice. I did not find very many grocery coupons that I can use; however, I am determined to give this a real effort. While I don’t know how much Real Food I will be able to buy with coupons, I could really care less about what brand of dishsoap I use. The same with laundry soap, shampoo, cleaning products, toilet paper, etc. So, even though I might not save a lot on food, there are still many places I can try to save.

• Our stupid, effing kitchen faucet is broken AGAIN, which infuriates me to no end. This time it is refusing to give any hot water. I suppose that’s better then the Water Fountain o’ Holiday Awesomeness we had at Thanksgiving, but not by much. I just cannot believe that a Super Discounted, Off-Brand, Faucet From The Internets is doing this to me.

• Happy Monday!