• So Arnold Schwarzenegger has a 10 year old love child, huh? Do these rich politicians not understand how that whole make-a-baby thing works or what?
• I have nothing even mildy interesting to report. We spent the entire weekend cleaning the house from top to bottom and now it’s Monday and I feel completely ripped off.
• I’m glad the end of the world did not come the other night…I’d have been REALLY ANNOYED to have my last moment come whilst cleaning the toilet.