Another Chance!

In CategoryNavel Gazing
ByDeb

For those of you who did not win the Classroom Friendly Pencil Sharpener Give Away I did a while back, I’m giving away 2 more over at Heart of the Matter today!

We will accept entries for a week, so hop over there and try to win!

I have to go to Jury Duty today. The jury duty part doesn’t bother me – it’s interesting and I can pat myself on the back for doing my Civic Duty and all that – but there is NO PARKING at the courthouse, and they won’t even let me bring a bottle of water. No water! That’s inhumane. I drink a lot of water and the idea of being separated from my giant cup is making twitchy.

It’s all those damn terrorists fault.

And I’m gonna have to get up all early, too. Dadgum it.

Should I take knitting? They said no sharp objects. I don’t want my stuff taken away by some Visigoth who doesn’t appreciate hand knitting. I suppose I’ll stick with a trashy novel. I don’t even have a decent phone to play Words With Friends! Poor, poor, poor me.

Plus, I’ll betcha the chairs are uncomfortable. All chairs are uncomfortable when your feet don’t reach the floor.

If my ass starts hurting, I can’t promise I won’t whine about it tomorrow.

Blame the terrorists.

(oh lookie! I’m on a watch list now!)

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3 Responses to “Another Chance!”

  1. Kristy Says:

    You really need to get a decent phone with Words with Friends. Then I could keep you entertained all day long with my stellar vocabulary skills.

    Those terrorists suck.
    Kristy´s last blog post ..In the next month…

  2. hi kooky Says:

    I am SO entering the drawing again. I got hand cramps from sharpening 12 pencils the other day on our super old-fashioned sharpener. I was thinking of the little green sharpener the whole time. YES.

    Also, I KNOW! Feet not touching the floor! Uncomfortable. They should keep foot stools for short people. And the “no water” part is crazy. Good luck!
    hi kooky´s last blog post ..This is My Fathers World

  3. Alice Says:

    No water? That’s crazy. Hopefully they have a water fountain!
    Alice´s last blog post ..How do you handle extra activities