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The other night we were watching teevee and a commercial came on offering to sell me a special two-dollar bill for thirty dollars. And if I called RIGHT NOW, they’ll send me a SECOND bill for free! (separate shipping and handling charges may apply).

TWO $2 bills for the low, low price of $30? Is there a limit on how many I can buy?

And then right after that, this commercial came on –

Here’s the thing.

I do not want to see commercials for feminine hygiene products.

I do not want to see commercials for erectile dysfunction pills.

And I DO NOT want to see commercials featuring ANIMALS going POTTY!