In CategoryNavel Gazing
  • Why does Twitter think I need to follow the Diesel for Men Cologne Twitter feed? Has it developed an opinion about my hygiene? Can Twitter SMELL me?


  • Why does Twitter think I need to follow Weight Watchers? Can Twitter SEE me? Why is Twitter so mean?


  • Why did it take me a full 60 seconds of trying to put on my underwear the other morning before I realized it was one of my daughter’s tank tops?


  • Why did I just admit that?


  • Why did I not realize that cutting all my jeans into capri’s would result in Freezing Cold Ankles in December? Can I solve this problem with knee-high socks without getting weird looks?


  • Why is Kate Gosselin SO unpleasant?