We brought a stupid cold back from Kansas. I hope it’s the same one that is going around here, because I went to the store to stock up on medicine and comfort food and every person there was sick. When I was checking out, the cashier told me that she could tell when the weather was changing because she caught a cold every year.
And then she proceeded to prove it by coughing all over my stuff.
Here’s the thing.
I thought that we all, as members of a mostly civilized society, had sort of an unspoken gentleman’s agreement about how to act when we are sick.
Like for example, we don’t COUGH all over people’s STUFF.
And now, a haiku.
I hate snot so much
It is gross and annoying
More so when not mine