In CategoryNavel Gazing

We brought a stupid cold back from Kansas. I hope it’s the same one that is going around here, because I went to the store to stock up on medicine and comfort food and every person there was sick. When I was checking out, the cashier told me that she couldĀ tell when the weather was changing because she caught a cold every year.

And then she proceeded to prove it by coughing all over my stuff.

Here’s the thing.

I thought that we all, as members of a mostly civilized society, had sort of an unspoken gentleman’s agreementĀ about how to act when we are sick.

Like for example, we don’t COUGH all over people’s STUFF.

And now, a haiku.

I hate snot so much

It is gross and annoying

More so when not mine