Speaking of TeeVee…

In CategoryNavel Gazing

Firstly, I am SO FASCINATED by Sister Wives! A reality show about polygamy? The only way that could be better is if Bravo produced it and called it The Real Housewives of Polygamist Utah.

Secondly, I was very disappointed to discover that I had missed what sounded like a terrific movie on the SciFi* channel – Sharktopus. VERY DISAPPOINTED. It had Eric Roberts in it, who is way better in a cheesy movie than an aging 80’s pop star.

Dinocroc vs. Supergator? Saw it.

Mega Piranha? Saw it.

Mongolian Death Worm? LOVED IT.

What could be better than a giant, mutant, created-in-a-lab-for-nefarious-purposes animal who escapes to wreak havoc on Former Brady Bunch Cast Members? NOTHING, that’s what.

It lookes like MegaPython vs. Gatoroid is coming up, so I guess that will have to do. Nothing will ever match the brilliance of Tremors, which is the BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

That’s right. Suck it, Casablanca.

Thirdly, I realized that there are a lot of hot Austrailian guys on television these days. Hot guys with accents? I say BRING IT! I keep telling my husband to acquire a hot foreign accent, but so far he is being uncooperative.

* sorry, I refuse to call it SyFy or whatever. that’s just stupid.