Knitting the Man Socks

In CategoryKnitting
ByDeb

So. He was going to let me knit him some socks! I interrogated him about what he wanted in a sock. Nay, what he needed in a sock. What color, how high, how tight, how thick…  I’m pretty sure he began to regret humoring me with this sock request. 

Number one on the list was machine washable. Obviously. I bought some nice charcoal gray Cascade 220 Superwash (having been warned what constitutes suitably masculine color) and consulted one of the best sock books ever, Sensational Knitted Socks. I measured and re-measured the feet in question (once even pausing the teevee to do it, much to the annoyance of Someone). I even – get this – swatched. 

I was so excited. Before I even cast on a single stitch I was having ridiculous fantasies of how much he would love the socks … He would start waxing poetic about the joys of a wool sock. I would have to go and buy tons of manly sock yarn. I would make boatloads more socks (a pair a month!  – no, a pair a month each for him and the kids! and me!) behind closed doors and present them to him next Christmas…. 

Then I was shocked out of my reverie by the kids fighting over one. single. Lego.  And that strange burny smell the fridge makes when I put too much hot food in it. And the fact that I can’t sit in front of my fireplace knitting like I am in a chapter of Little Women because if I take my eyes off these tiny people for a damn minute there will be a mutiny.

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4 Responses to “Knitting the Man Socks”

  1. Theresa Says:

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  2. Green V-Neck Says:

    Oh man, I feel your pain. Don’t worry, in 15 years you’ll have plenty of time to knit. They won’t let you have sharp objects in the mental institution but I imagine you can use wooden spoons or something.

  3. Deb Says:

    Har. Har.

    Maybe we can be roommates?

  4. Connie Weiss Says:

    HA! YOu’re blowing my fantasy! Lie to me!!
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