First Officer’s Log

In CategoryNavel Gazing

Stardate: HolyCrapIsItFridayYet

We are being sucked into the gravity of planet BigWhinerNaughyPants. It is unknown how well the ship will fare if we are stuck on this planet for very long. We will try to survive by using our reserves of Dinosaur Train, but supplies are running low.

If anyone out there is considering launching a rescue mission, please bring cookies and those tiny bottles of liquor.

Fear and uncertainty grip the crew.