To Whom it May Concern

In CategoryNavel Gazing
ByDeb

Dear Tiny People Who Live Here:

KEEP YOUR FOOD OVER YOUR PLATES.

I don’t understand this compulsion to discover what is going on directly behind you when you are eating. No matter where I put your chairs, you constantly twist around, spraying food in a 5 foot radius. Like a lawn sprinkler. Except with crumbs.

Knock it off.

Sincerely,

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