I don’t care who you are, that’s funny

In CategoryNavel Gazing

A while back I posted about the awesome spam I get.

Then I got more spam.

I got a spam comment ON the post about spam.

And it said:

“I’ve bookmarked this because I found it interesting. I would be very interested to hear more news on this. Thanks!”

Seriously. That’s just damn funny. Your wish is my command, spambot.

Another winner was this message from a Tattoo Removal Service (?), in which the spammer sent me a joke:

So not really on the same topic as your post, but I found this today and I just can’t resist sharing. Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Agathe’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

I award that guy 95 points for creativity and extra credit for not mangling the English language too badly.

This one sucked me in with flattery:

This is a really good read for me. Must admit that you are one of the coolest bloggers I ever saw. Thanks for posting this informative article.

But then I noticed it was from a Male Breast Reduction Clinic.

And I was not flattered at all.