Spam Spam Spammity Spam

In CategoryNavel Gazing
ByDeb

I love checking my spam filter. I don’t really understand why businesses use spam, or why they don’t have an actual person with a working knowledge of punctuation write their crap, but at least it’s entertaining. Here’s a great one –

 This is a good post, I stumbled across your story while looking for popular lyrics. Thanks for sharing, I’ll be sure to return regularly. 

I mean, sure – if you’re looking for the lyrics to all those Backyardigan songs that I can’t get out of my head, then come on back. 

Your web site is extremely fascinating,I desire to communicate with u,could i sent e mail to you?

um……NO

 This is the best one so far, though – 

I have not seen as far as others because giants were standing on my shoulders

Giants! On his shoulders! It could mean anything! It might even be brilliant! Or maybe a popular song lyric? I should get those two spammer-bots together. It could be a match made in cyber heaven.